CHARACTERS

Characters are grouped in 5 tiers, from weakest to strongest. These tiers aren't strictly defined and are more so labels: a mortal can possibly turn into a god and vice versa.

5. MORTALS

Either have no abilities at all, or their abilities are too... weak.

Seohlry

The opponent in the second chapter.

Seohlry was beat up pretty hard by Awoglet, and is currently residing on Mars. He has failed his only task: protecting the Record. He thankfully doesn't know it's a CD, though - but at this point, he doesn't wish to hear anything more.

Banana King

The opponent in the Freeplay song Rotting Throne.

What happens to a banana when it is left unpeeled, uneaten, for a prolonged amount of time? It rots. This king has lost all of his "banana people". His oversized trident is too heavy for him to end his own suffering. So what can he really do?

Bitchface

The opponent in the Freeplay song Scrutinizing.

Despite having 4 heads, he is 1 person. Eventually becomes Awoglet's best friend and usually calls him down.

"Guardian"

The opponent in the Freeplay song Countdown.

He's not like the Guardian from Petscop you know (and maybe love). He enjoys being feared. Unfortunately, his ridiculous appearance doesn't exactly help provoking fear.

Zero Sprites

The opponents in the Freeplay song Mixtape.

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4. SUPER-MORTALS

Can still die, but their abilities give them plenty of advantages to prevent their death.

Boyfriend

The playable character in most songs.

Has seemingly indestructible vocal cords, but is otherwise weak. Those very cords give him an immense advantage in this world.

Stefan "Awoglet" Lowell

The titular opponent of the first chapter, and the playable character in the Freeplay song Rotting Throne.

Awoglet is in a constant battle against himself; his mind is filled with rage and fear. Unfortunately, Boyfriend ended up falling near him as he was having his first episode.

Idiot Löser

The opponent in the Freeplay song Oll Inkorrect.

Idiot has grown tired of sitting in a jail cell. Too bad Boyfriend doesn't have any plans to free her out.

Evil Question

The opponent in the song Trigger...? Huh?

Not a lot is known about this creature. It appears to possess a power that causes any being that has a "true form" (or "standard form" if the former doesn't exist) smaller than a certain threshold to experience immense fear while it's in its line of sight.

Also, it has a chance to randomly appear out of nowhere when asking "What is wrong with you?" somebody or something.

3. IMMORTALS

Extremely durable, strong, smart and/or fast.

MATADOR

The opponent in the Freeplay song Paragon.

While sleeping, he had a dream where he was tall and had many eyes scattered around his head. As it turns out, this is now his new form. Also, Boyfriend broke into his house for some reason.

2. GODS

Can grant or take away abilities. Also better than immortals in almost every way.

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